Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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