I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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