Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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