if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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