But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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