guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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