just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
