i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
you never un-have a 4some
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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