Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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