haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
operation harelip BJ is a go
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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