Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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