I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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