CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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