I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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