i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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