the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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