Your tits are I can't wait for
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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