Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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