No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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