pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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