Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
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