I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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