I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Too much gin, very little bucket
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
