You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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