Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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