Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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