And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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