My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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