you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm really busy with my period
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