Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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