even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
