A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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