sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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