Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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