I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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