I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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