nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
My breath smells like gin and sadness
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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