the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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