okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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