My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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