my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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