4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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