I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
this will be a night to untag.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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