I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just gift wrapped bread.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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