you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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