I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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