Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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