The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I don't think brook has ever known best
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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