i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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I need you to use more vowels.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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