i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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